soccer report card

Grade E: for Effort

Needs improvements in the entire effort category.

He's in the middle of the field looking like he's ready to play duck duck goose, not soccer!!

Grade D: for Desire

Um, pretty much could care less if he ever played again!

Needs improvement in having a better attitude and having a desire to play!

Grade C: for Competitiveness

Look at that full on sprint..to where?

Not even paying attention to where the SOCCER BALL is!

Needs improvement in fighting for the ball and being aggressive.

Grade B: for doing your Best

Who can argue with how well you did, if you at least did your best. Can still improve on trying a little bit harder!

I kinda think it's a cop out too...he says after every game, "I did my best."

Um. Okay. Lets define BEST.

Grade A: for Acrobats

Yeah. Check out the bench. See that monkey dangling...yup. That's him!

No need for improvement!

Overall assessment: depends on what you deem worthy to be a passing grade... there's more to life than a perfect report card. wink wink

One thing for sure though, he definitely passes as

HAVING FUN!!!

We love you bubs.

Thanks for the entertainment if anything else!!

GO. FIGHT. WIN.